I Beat Anorexia!
You know what’s an excellent way to lose weight? Not eating anything! All day! Except one meal! That’s how all the girls in my gymnastics troupe do it, and they’re SUPER skinny, for reals! I mean, I have to actually choke down a sandwich or a piece of dark chocolate here or there, because I’m not dedicated like Shaundra! I mean, she looks totally pretty. For a xylophone draped in cloth. I can’t wait until my periods stop! Saving money all over the place!
Higginbottom and I both seem to be on the receiving end of some sort of monstrous dysentery or some such shit. I’ve not been eating much of anything since Sunday, and she’s barely getting meals in either. I don’t feel weak, I just feel sick to my stomach. So I haven’t been eating. Needless to say, my weight is at 204.
I have headshots scheduled for today, so I went and ate something so that I don’t look like a melting pumpkin. It felt good to ingest food, but it’s totally sitting in my stomach and complaining right now. I don’t know if this is a side effect of something or I just don’t need a lot of food right now. I just don’t want to shell out tons of money for my meals. We’re on a stiff budget.
